Hey there blog folks!!
My story starts a little differently than Karlie's. While she moved about 25 miles away from Burlington to South Hero, I moved about 2,800 miles away from Burlington to Pateros, Washington. We're both working in tiny towns in tiny schools, just many miles from each other. (Well...actually...I am SERVING at this school. More on that in post 2) We'll see how we do. We haven't been separated this much in a while.
ANYWAY!
This post will be a riveting description of my adventures across the country in a red VW Jetta with my parents. We learned early on that leg room was going to be a problem. But somehow, it was not as terrible as I envisioned. The key is stretch breaks, or just offering to drive as much as possible, because that hurts your legs less than being cramped in the back seat with your 6'3" father in the seat in front of you. I think the best way to organize this post is by states (13 in total), so here we go!
Vermont!
We were feeling ambitious this first day and left around 6:15. Here is what the car looked like:
We can attest to the power of the roof bag after this trip (more on that later).
New York!
We quickly got to New York, and realized that most of our day would be spent in this state. You don't really realize how big most of these states are until you're driving through them. New York was rather uneventful. I did see Utica, New York though, which was slightly exciting. Fans of The Office can understand. (P.S. There is also a town in Washington called Electric City! Scranton what? THE ELECTRIC CITY)
Pennsylvania!
We only drove through a little of Pennsylvania, right by Lake Erie. We saw lots of grape plants, and learned that this part of Pennsylvania is famous for its grapes/wine. Yep, that's all I have to say about our journey through Pennsylvania.
Ohio!
Ohio was our destination for day one as we had made a reservation at a hotel near Toledo, Ohio in a town called Maumee. I am embarrassed to say that we never actually learned how to say the name of this town. Mommy? Mow-mee? Meow-mee? It's probably that last one. Ohio...was not that attractive. BUT we did go to a Steak 'N Shake that first night. Shout out to my Varsity Pep Band folks!!
Indiana!
The only exciting thing about Indiana for me was driving through/close to South Bend, where I had my first Pep Band trip and made some incredible friends in the process. I looked at all of the lodging signs on the interstate trying to find the "Waterford" where we stayed, but had no luck. They are waaaaay too classy for road signs. Sidenote: I also researched the Waterford before leaving Vermont as a possible hotel for the first night, BUT they were too expensive. I guess you have to be traveling VIP to get into the Waterford.
Illinois.
Illinios was kind of the worst, to be honest. I was driving at this time and driving through Chicago was miserable. It took us about 1 1/2 hours to just get through a few miles of Chicago. Oh, and we had to pay a ridiculous amount of tolls. Just for the record, all of the states from New York to Illinois (I think) have tolls on I-90. But then once you hit Wisconsin, you are home free! So thank you western states. Also, I haven't mentioned this yet, but we took mostly I-90 the whole way to Washginton with a few detours in South Dakota and Wyoming. So pull out your maps, folks! And you can see where we drove. I have gotten sidetracked. Basically it was nice to see the skyline of Chicogo, but it took way too long to drive through the craziness, and it was only a Sunday afternoon. Enough of that ranting, onto the next state!
Wisconsin!
Wisconsin started to get prettier, but also started the corn fields. One thing I learned in Wisconsin is that you should never try to get gas in the Wisconsin Dells. The Wis Dells, as it is called by the elite, is a town/area/dell that reminded me a lot of the town of Niagara Falls. We didn't actually see the dells, but the town was full of water parks, resorts, and touristy shops. We got gas here so we would not get trapped in the middle of a corn field with no gas, and it was CRAY! But we made it out alive. The water slides did look pretty cool though.
Minnesota!
We made it to Minnesota on the second day of our trip, and spent the night at a hotel in Albert Lea. Minnesota was a lot of corn fields and very pretty, but that's about it. I am sure it would have been more exciting if we had ventured further than I-90. The picture below is on a exit that we pulled off at only to realize that the gas sign on the highway was probably fooling us. Corn does not equal gas.
South Dakota!
The majority of our time being sightseeing tourists on this trip was spent in South Dakota. We first went to the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. Luckily, it was a free tourist destination. Not to rag on the Corn Palace or anything, but I would have not liked to have paid for it. They had just finished their Corn Palace Festival the day before we got there, so we missed that, but they still had it open for business! They change the murals on the outside of the palace each year, and the inside of the "palace" is now used as a stadium and sport's arena for different events. Everything on the outside of the building is made of corn, but the inside is basically a stadium. I guess the whole thing used to be made of corn, but then they realized that was a fire hazard. Fancy that?
After the corn palace, we drove to my dad's cousin's house in Huron, South Dakota. We didn't drive much this day, and spent the afternoon visiting with her. Then we had dinner with some other cousins as well.
She also had a cat that I quite enjoyed.
A few things we learned from our relatives in South Dakota:
1. If anyone in South Dakota refers to "The Cities," they are talking about the Twin Cities in Minnesota of Saint Paul and Minneapolis.
2. People in other parts of South Dakota have negative feelings towards Sioux Falls. I guess they have too much stuff there, and they want them to share the wealth a bit.
3. That other crop in South Dakota besides corn is soy beans.
4. A quarter of land is equal to a square mile. And is much bigger than an acre.
Our travels into South Dakota continued the next day. We went to the Badlands, Wall Drug, and Mount Rushmore. This day was HOT! And we continued to be thankful for our air conditioning in our small car. Of course we continued to have arguments over which level the air should be on. "MORE AIR" was something my mom and I heard a lot of from my dad. Speaking of, the other thing we heard a lot was "ROOF BAG CHECK." I don't think he stopped being paranoid about that roof bag (ROOFBAG.COM!!) until we got to Pateros. It made it though!
Short Descriptions of Things on this Day:
Badlands
Not so bad, pretty amazing actually. Were only bad to those that were trying to cross through them before a super awesome road was built.
Wall Drug
Most ridiculous tourist trap ever. Signs started as soon as we entered South Dakota, and did not end until we got there. They advertise free ice water, 5 cent coffee, homemade doughnuts, and oh so much more! We just had to see it to believe it I guess. And get our pics on the giant jackalope. This establishment started off as a place for fatigued travelers to get some ice water for their parched throats, but has turned into something completely off the wall. Get it? Off the WALL???
Oh yeah, they also had a giant dinosaur that moved. Because...why not?
Mount Rushmore and the Black Hills
Saw the faces in the hills so that was pretty cool. I was also impressed with the drastic change of scenery from the prairies of eastern South Dakota to the rolling black hills in the western half of the state.
Wyoming!
We drove into Wyoming after the Black Hills, and then spent the night in Gillette, Wyoming. Not the best spot since it is the middle of coal country, USA, but we were sleepy.
Montana!
We did not stop much in Montana since we were determined to get close enough to our destination on this day so we wouldn't have to drive too much the next day. We did stop for a picnic, which was very nice. But then drove through a pretty bad storm. Or maybe that was before the storm? I can't keep track.
Idaho!
We just drove drove drove this day, and ended up staying in Coeur D'Alene, Idaho. I think this may be my only photo in Idaho since it was dark for most of the time that we were driving. There's the beautiful entering Idaho sign. HA!
WASHINGTON!
And we made it! We got off I-90 in Spokane, and drove towards Pateros. Right when we were about 20 miles from Pateros we thought the Roof Bag might not make it the rest of the way. We heard a loud banging that seemed close enough to be coming from our car. We ended up pulling over, even though we were in the middle of another thunderstorm, and realized the sound was definitely not coming from our vehicle. We later learned that it may have been cannons that orchardists set off to scare birds away. Phew! By the way, North Central Washington is big on their apples. And here are some photos to end this terribly long and rambly blog post.
The End!
...or The Beginning!